Megumi-ism

The act of having extreme potential and the ability to rise to great power but ultimately falling short and failing to live up to said potential. Someone who expresses Megumi-ism is also commonly referred to as a “Potential Man”.

“Did you hear about that new kid? I hear he’s been showing a lot of Megumi-ism.”

“Yeah, I heard. Guy seems like a real Potential Man.”

Gloobicate

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.

“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”

Jogo

The sexiest man alive. Sporting one, large eye and a head similar to a volcano, he’ll be sure to have your gooch soaked. He’s very short and is often referred to as a “gooch governor”. He enjoys Epi-Guzzling and getting ovrums.

“Yo bro, did you hear about Jogo?”

“Yeah man, he’s sexy as hell! My gooch is WET!”