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Meowernity leave

When you take off work to to take care of a new litter of kittens.

Jason will be out for the rest of the week on meowernity leave. His cat, Wiskers, just gave birth.

by TheRealHarmor May 25, 2016


gtfbtw

A more extreme and forceful version of Fark's gbtw meaning "Get The Fuck Back To Work".

This is usually a final reply to a long series of useless or unproductive statements to encourage a group to return to their jobs.

STOP wasting time you fucktards.

GTFBTW!!!!!111!!!!

Or I'll fire all you fucks and replace you with monkeys.

by TheRealHarmor April 11, 2011

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fupm

Fuck You Pay Me

A contractor to a company would say,

"I don't care what don't like about it. Its done and I'm not changing it, fupm."

by TheRealHarmor July 12, 2009

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