critch’n

critch’n is a term thats short for “cry’n like a bitch” and has a variety of hilarious applications.

Friend 1: “OMG Im so sad about my breakup and I can’t stop thinking about her”
Friend 2 :Damn dude you need to stop critch’n. You’re honestly such a pussy sometimes

Izzy

Verb

To touch someone seemingly accidentally, but actually is very much intentional.

Dude, I'm not gay, don't izzy me!

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