Carol’s Kidz

Men, usually in their 20s and 30s, that are extremely unattractive that they can be said to represent mutants. They often resemble members of the family from movies Wrong Turn or The Hills Have Eyes, as they travel in packs; whether they are brothers, or cousins, or close friends. You can usually find them lurking at dive bars, preying on young/naive women with the intention to “smoke” as that is their only attractive quality. They often have an undernourished frame, sunken face and eyes, with high cheek bones embedded with deep acne scars, and short dirty blonde hair.

Who are those really ugly guys that keep bugging them girls over there playing pool, insisting that they go with them to their car to smoke? Oh, those are just Carol’s Kidz.