Manlet

A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any other man. They tend to be very muscular and wide, without a neck.

Guy: "You remember Maurice Jones-Drew?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet running back from the Jaguars?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.

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Dunkass

Someone who forgets things often, leading to very problematic outcomes. They are also slightly or very incompetent.

"John's a total dunkass, he forgot to sign out of his g-mail and now he's getting daily letters from adult dating websites."

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