Socialism

When the government does stuff

“Socialism is when the government does stuff. The more socialism, the more stuff it does, and if it does a real lot of stuff, that’s Communism,” - Richard Wolff

tree urchin

A squirrel.

There was a large nest of tree urchins at the park today.

Brine

An Irishman’s friend

(Aka: Brian)

“Well toppata marnin to ya Brine. Lovely weather ain’t it?”

“No, Seamus, the weather is awful like always.”

Desantisaurus Wrecks

Prehistoric politician who destroys everything in his path.

Jurassic World: Floridian Nightmare, now featuring the destructive Desantisaurus Wrecks!

Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

Basket Dweller

One who leaves folded laundry in a basket and is too lazy to put it away

-“Steven, those clothes have been sitting in the basket for a month!”
-“And?”
-“You’re such a basket dweller.”