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bisexual

Someone who is attracted to men and women. Some bisexuals (like me) are also attracted to non binary and trans people, but not all genders. (Pansexual people are into all genders and they are NOT attracted to pans. You're not being clever with this dumb joke.)

Bisexuality is not:
-a phase
-an attention grab
-being greedy
-disgusting
-being secretly gay or lesbian
-a sin
-something that can be changed

Bisexuality is a natural sexuality. There are bisexual kids, bisexual adults, and even bisexual animals. It was actually considered unusual in ancient Rome to not be bisexual.

(Bisexuality Day is September 23, but we celebrate our bisexuality every day.)

Me: I'm bisexual.
Person: I'm confused. Are you attracted to guys or girls?
Me: *inhales deeply* YES.

by TheRogueToast July 10, 2018

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surreal meme

The best kind of meme. Usually stars mememan. Actually takes a good sense of humor to understand, unlike "relatable" memes.

Your average meme: *Picture of some overblown facial expression* Me when (insert anything here)
Surreal meme: *I taste a vegetal* A N G E R Y

by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018

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horny

Hornlike or resembling a horn. Bet you didn't expect that while scrolling through the erotic things other people have written.

"I'm horny."
"Really???"
"Yup, I have six horns. Horniest member of my Dragon Club."

by TheRogueToast June 28, 2018

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Murica

A word use to make fun of jingoistic (overly patriotic) people.

"I just got a triple Big Mac, large fries, and a Diet Coke." *Waves American flags* "MURICA!"

by TheRogueToast July 2, 2018

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Feminist

Despite what essentially all of the definitions for feminism on here say, feminism is not a terrible indoctrination movement. I'm not denying that there are some bad feminists (every group has some bad seeds), but we're not a bunch of angry SJWs trying to start a matriarchy. Cut this bullshit about "wah wah angry libtards" and open your eyes.

"I'm a feminist"
-a normal, functioning person who believes in gender equality

by TheRogueToast July 12, 2018

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The Adventures of Pete and Pete

A wonderful Nickelodeon show from the 90s. That may sound bad, but its absurd and kind of quiet humor make it one of the best shows. Michael Maronna plays a teenage boy named Pete, and Danny Tamberelli as his younger brother (also named Pete).

"Have you seen The Adventures of Pete and Pete?"
"Nah. That sounds weird."
"Uncultured swine."

by TheRogueToast July 2, 2018