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Bitch slap

The sound that a woman's butt cheeks make when she's riding a big cock.

Note that not all women may be capable of producing bitch slaps.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear the tenants last night?

Person 2: Yeah I heard them using the microwave.

Person 1: Oh god, I thought bobby was abusing his wife.

Person 2: You must have heard some bitch slaps.

by TheSharpie January 13, 2017


election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016


election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016