The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll
Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro
Sneezing and shitting yourself simultaneously
Dude 1: Achoo
Dude 2: Bless You
Dude 1: Brb Dude I Shnarted