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When someone false-flags an attack on themselves.
Jussie Smollette is a flaggot because he pretended to be a victim of a hate crime.
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When you jiz on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.
Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."
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When you hide your meth pipe in your vagina and it shatters.
Dude: Hey where did your meth pipe go? I wanna get hella high right now.
Girl: Sorry hun. I had a Breaking Vag earlier when the cops pulled me over. Can you please take me to the hospital Im bleeding to death.
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