domestic dubstep

(n.) The sound of vacuuming, particularly whilst one is doing something else or listening to something else of genuine musical value at the time.

- “Kylie Minogue’s greatest hits don’t sound that great anymore with this domestic dubstep in the background now, do they, Jeremy?”
- “What?”
Alas, Jeremy could not hear, for ‘twas too loud.

Stan

(n.) A cosmopolitan bubblegum disciple.

“He’s a Kylie stan. No, the original one. Minogue.”