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Buy a 3 liter bottle of Poland Spring water (or a bottle of a similar size) and empty it. Put in 7-8 beers, and about a cup and a half of vodka. Then take one container of Country Time Pink Lemonade and put it in. WARNING!!!!! At first, the powder will react with the liquid and it will be like a seventh grade paper mache volcano (see below). Start pouring the lemonade in VERY slowly. After a little while you will be able to pour in more. Once all the lemonade is in, shake the entire bottle and make sure it is fully incorporated. Once complete, drink, be amazed, and get ready to get fucked up.
I made a batch of Awesomepolitans last night and I ended up banging a midget!
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A penis on a plane, coined by Kanye West in the song "Good Life" off of his 2007 album "Graduation," playing off the title of the Samuel Jackson movie "Snakes on A Plane."
Lyrics:
Have you ever popped champagne on a plane
While getting' some brain
Whipped it out, she said "I never seen snakes on a plane"
Idiot 1: Dude, that flight attendent is hot
Idiot 2: Yeah, I think I'll show her my version of snakes on a plane.
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A drinking game first played on the Titanic. One guy and three girls pour shots of cheap vodka (minimum of 3). Everyone takes shots, and after shots are consumed, the guy take a swig from the bottle. Then the guy picks a girl to make out with. Repeat if desired.
Hey ladies, you want to play My Heart Will Take Shots?
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An old Indian name for Boston, and the best word ever invented in spoken language.
Shawmut sounds pissah when you say it.
A mixture of a can or half can of Red Bull with a shot of Jagermeister. It is the choice of guidos at the club so they can grind until their dicks fall off.
Guido: Two fuckin' Jagerbombs down here, cheif.
Guido: Jagerbombs? I shower in that shit.
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