fecavore

One who eats feces. Term is coined by combining the terms feces and carnivore. In addition, a fecavore is also a person who's breath smells like shit.

See ficavore

Mark: Hey Chris have you taled to Mike today?

Chris: Yea I talked to him but I was so distracted by is breath, it fucking stinks.

Mark: Yea he is such a fecavore

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freeness

The act of recieving goods and or services for no cost. Often accomplished by knowing someone who works at particular location. Best places to know someone include a bar, the movies, or a clothing store.

Steve: Hey you want to go hang out?

Gary: Yea lets hit the bar and the mall, I know some guys that can hook us up with some free shit.

Steve: Freeness!!!