Shmoomie

When you can't handle the taste of psilocybin mushrooms so you blend them with juice/fruit into a smoothie.

Shroom + Smoothie = Shmoomie

'yo nigga go buy some juice and bananas, we finna make a shmoomie'

JSSHISMP

Just Sneezed So Hard I Shit My Pants

Tim: *snif* whats that smell?

Bob: Oh, sorry, JSSHISMP. Later bro.

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Mabie

a weird and eccentric individual from mabie family descendance. most are not to be trusted. though we are all obscenely attractive, we are the strangest of beings.

"oh my god, that woman is strange" - person A
"what is her name?" - B
"ms. mabie?" - A
"well DUH she's weird, she's a mabie!" - B

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