Mona

Mona is voluptuous and juicy. You would know a Mona by the contagion of her laughter, the simple fact that no matter where you are it is recognizable in a large crowd - perfection. Her nose can swell to the size of the Empire State Building, and she can smell a triple cheeseburger from a mile away. Her voice is soft like butter, and she always draws a crowd.

Whenever you are in need, Mona is your steed. You can rely on her in times of trouble and she always lends a listening ear. Favorite among her friends, she is recognized as special, genuine, and Incredibly thupid.

Cigarettes + coffee = Mona + Nik

Everybody needs a friend that they can call home. A person that can understand and accept your flaws even when you can't accept them yourself. That's Mona. A soft and fresh breeze, the smell of a party pack from taco bell in the wind. Sheer magnificence.

Thupid 1: Hey Mona, can you clean the toilet?

Thupid 2: No, and I'm packing my bags and leaving. Fuck you.

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Thupid 1: Merry Xmas! *Gives gift*

Thupid 2: Wow! I really think you got ripped off 😕 I did such a good job of your present though!

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Thupid 1: *trying on various hats* Nothing fits! 😢

Thupid 2: Wow, you've got a big fucking head eh? 🧐

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