no ❤️

The best comeback every average Emily has on TikTok.

Someone: “Men and woman should have equal rights.”
Emily: “no ❤️“

If you say anything related to roasting girls, expect this “comeback”

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stay pressed wallet 😌💅🏼

Not necessarily a word, but must be talked about.
A “comeback“ used by teenage feminists on TikTok for replying to “pressed” boys.

Boy: “Gay people don’t understand that not all straight people are homophobic.”
Emily: “stay pressed wallet 😌💅🏼“

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flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

Pookie

The worst fucking nickname you could give to someone. If someone calls you pookie, RUN.

“Heyy pookie bear 😝”
“Get the fuck away from me.”