B-R-I-A-N Friend

(noun) The most handsome man in Morgantown. Brian was given this title at an adult spelling bee (also known as “drunken”) in January of 2019. It is now impossible to see Brian without reciting the mantra.

Person One: “Look, it’s Brian!”
Person Two: “Do you mean B-R-I-A-N Friend, the
most handsome man in Morgantown?”
Person One: “Duh!”