a retarted

When someone is past the phase of just plain stupid. It's more than blonde, special, slow, fucked up, and retarted. It is a retarted.

Clay: So what happened last night?

Kimberly: Well there was so much going on I was a retarted. I couldn't even find my underwear, I had to just leave.

Clay: You seem to do that often.

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raunchy twat

A female that is in dire need of a vaginal cleansing. Not just any gross clam, one that might even be harboring some of the most dangerous mythical creatures. Also disgusting enough to keep away the maybe onlookers. It is a eye-opener of a sight as well as is viewing two straight men having sex, one not so much enjoying it as the other.

Geena: "did you see that raunchy twat in room 28?"

Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."

Genna: "that's fucked up."

Homeless Apricot

Its when two people meet in a back alley and have their way with one another, whether they like it or not. While at the same time involving cardboard sides or boxes. Being fully naked would help but is not completely needed. One Male and One Female Only.

Hey, steve, last night I totally did the homeless apricot!
-Jerry

No Way! You bastard. I'm so jealous.
-Steve

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