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Amogus

The hellhole we all fell in. The thing that everybody hates. Amogus. Not to be confused with "Among Us" or "Amogus Disease", Amogus is simply a meme where stupid people say "when the impostor is sus" and stuff like that. The Amogus Disease is a whole other story. Basically, the amogus disease is spread when people see an "Among Us" character on an object. It can be because it is red and has a circle or square thing in it. It can be spread when people say: "Hey. I think I see an amogus." Then it will be spread again and again until you can't take it. You see amogus in everything.

Person 1: Hey! When the imposter is sussy amogus! Hahaha!
Person 2: NOOOOO NOOOO PLEASE GOD PLEASE NO
Person 1: W-Why aren't you laughing? Its a funny lil amogus joke wher-
Person 2: "Remember, no russian."
Person 1: Huh? Amogus is funny, rig-
*stab*
Person 1: w-why? i-im too young to die..
Person 2: This was all your fault.

by TheTurkeeFlee February 11, 2023


My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 6, 2024


Grass

Grass is a type of plant that has narrow leaves and grows from the base. It is commonly used to cover the ground in lawns and other areas. Grass obtains water from its roots in the ground and is typically green in color. Grasses belong to the family Poaceae, but the term can also include sedges and rushes. These plants have adapted to a similar lifestyle despite not being closely related. Grasses have various uses, including as food, drink, pasture for livestock, and materials for construction and clothing. Some grasses can grow very tall, while others can thrive in extreme climates. Grass is an important food source for many animals and helps prevent erosion. People have been using grasses for various purposes for thousands of years, including for food, building materials, and fuel. Now that you read this much about grass, you should probably touch some..

Jon: "Hey Garfield, have you touched grass?"
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 6, 2024


Major Cloog

A groomer, a pedophile, a child predator. Wowie. Stop calling him words like "god" and stuff, no he is not. He sucks. He animated, yeah. Maybe he kills furries (which i disagree with, not all furries are bad), kills zoophiles (i agree bcs zoophiles suck) and hates gacha, but still. He is a fuckin' creep.

Jon: "hey Garfield do you like major cloog?"
Garfield: "skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer i love major cloog"
Jon: "he is a pedo"
Garfield: "stfu"

by TheTurkeeFlee March 6, 2024


Lenny Face

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jon: "hey garfield how r u doing? do you like lenny faces?"
Garfield: "skibidi ohio gyatt rizz 42069 balls cg5"
Jon: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Garfield: "i agree with my kai cenat metal pipe falling the coffin of andy and leyley, let us ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by TheTurkeeFlee March 6, 2024