jfk'd

jfk'd is an more specialised version of getting sniped.

It is a reference to the assassination of John F.Kennedy.

It means when somebody is totally and utterly destroyed. Usually involving firearms.

Salty n00b: Waah! I got noscoped!
Gentleman: No; you sir got jfk'd.

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BASHAR

Short for Bashar al-Assad, the president of Syria.

Bashar: Sup?
Putin: I'm ok

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moderate rebels

The term is derived from the term "Moderate Terrorists"

A moderate rebel is a insurgent that is not classifed as a terrorist because they are not against the US and its allies.
They use the same tactics, the same weapons and the same reasons. They help make shooting people a mess of paperwork for the soldiers involved.

Moderate Rebel: Today we go martyr brothers for allah!
Obama: Oh my god, a terrorist!
Moderate Rebels: Lets go bomb Bashar!
Obama: Oh, that's ok then. *Gives guns*

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Hunger Games

Possibly the most creative immigration policy in recent fiction.
Proven to lower immigration rates by 96% (23/24).

MP: We need to lower immigration by 23/24 without sounding like racists.
President Snow: Hunger Games
MP: Yes!

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