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When you're in an uber and your driver is listening to all the sexy jams.
Passenger to driver:
Do you hump around town to this music all day?
When youâre super drunk on a date and let your date drive you and you end up falling asleep, potentially drooling and snoring in the process.
Oh, that girl totally pulled an Iris last night. She was out cold.
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