people

The most over-rated thing that has ever existed.

People like to think they're sooooo advanced and beyond animals because they have art, music, and technology when all the while not one of these things (or anything else they've created for that matter) will mean a thing after people die just like every other organism on the planet. The only thing that truly seperates people from any other animal is that they are aware of their own mortality, and if you ask me that's not really something to be proud of.

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silver tongue

A real expression that has nothing to do with sex and existed long before Metal Gear Solid, unlike the other definitions these idiots have put up.

Having a "silver tongue" refers to someone having exceptional skills with lingustics, most often referring to a powerful/influential speaker.

The army sergeant has a silver tongue; his men would march off a cliff if he commanded it.

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human

Self-absorbed animals in clothes.

Chimpanzee: This planet might actually be pretty cool if those pompous, pretentious, selfish humans weren't running around like they owned the show. Wait, I'm an animal... how the hell am I talking?

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Walk

In stand-up comedy lingo, "walk" means to drive out certain members of the audience through things like threatening glances, heckling remarks, etc.

I thought the guy in front row was going to ruin my set, so I walked him before he had a chance.

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Christian Bale

Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.

If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.

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stereotype

Truthful assumption of a person which saves quite a bit of time. You may find a person who does not fit a stereotype, but these should be the exception, not the rule.

Person 1: Stereotypes aren't true!
Person 2: Yes they are, stupid; THAT'S WHY THEY EXIST!

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retard DNA

a disaster, something that goes wrong, failure in general. Stems from the fact DNA of retarded people is a genetic train wreck.

Guy 1: Man, my car got wrecked yesterday
Guy 2: That's total retard DNA, man.

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