M.A. Larson

The nemesis of My Little Pony. The creator of Twilicorn. The author of Pennyroyal Academy. The writer of the 100th episode of MLP. The man that every brony on Earth loves to death and hates to the core simultaneously for no credible reason relating to My Little Pony.

M.A. Larson is our God Emperor and we will all bow down to him for his genius as we pour cyanide in his drink.

bullshit essay

When your college term paper is due in less than an hour and you just decide to shit out whatever words come to mind first into a Word document and hope to get a decent grade.

Melania Trump wrote a bullshit essay to cover for her speech at the RNC 2016.

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Denihilism

The belief that the internet is God and that the internet holds all the answers to life and creation. Denihilism believers spend their entire lives browsing the internet and never stop. They have multiple Tumblr and Twitter accounts for each of their multiple personalities and genders.

Person: I just spent the last 12 hours browsing the internet on tumblr and google.
Person 2: Oh really? Would you like to join denihilism?

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25

A number funnier than 24.

Hey Patrick! I just thought of a number funnier that 24!
Lemme hear it.
25!
*Laughs*

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fat rape

When a fat person uses the sheer amount of bulbous immense fat on their body to sufficate a person into submission so they can more easily be raped without them having to burn too many calories.

The 400 pound fat bitch used her belly to push said victim into the corner of the bathroom stall then turned around smacking him with her even larger ass, proceeding to sit on him until he stopped struggling and became nearly unconscious. After which satisfyingly started to fat rape him without having to exert that much more energy.

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you have no chin

One of the worst insults you can throw at a person. It's most commonly used in youtube diss track videos and drama rant videos.

Barack Obama: "You have no chin!"
Calvin: "Yo! What the fuck dude? You don't have to say that!" *cries*

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republican

(noun) a political retard

Republican: If we follow the Bible we can create the perfect government!

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