Bob Dole

An old, Republican who ran against Bill Clinton in '96. Is ALMOST equivalent to Chuck Norris in awesomeness. With his sly third-person conversations and his inability to move his right arm, he will take all by surprise and destroy the competetion, except for Clinton.

Halo 3 match

Red: "Alright I'm gonna snipe this guy." *Aims rifle*

Blue: "Now where could Red be... UGH!"

*Blue disappears from Red's scope.*

Red: "Now what the hell...AGH!"

Blue (to Red) : "What the hell was that?"

Bob Dole : BOB DOLE!

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