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Carpet

The object used to clean feet and soak up coffee

Carpet is good for your health of vegetable knowledge: Mental doctor phsyciatrist guy that lives on my basement

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs May 10, 2021


caleb watts

he loves jokes such as: watts up, watts you doing, watts your name,

Person 1: WATTS up

Caleb Watts: Do you want to die?

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs March 31, 2022

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Musk

Elon

Person 1: MUSK
Person 2: Elon
Person 3: Trump
*Person 3 brutally destroyed by multiple atom bombs*

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs May 5, 2021


Chickens

A collective for groups of the bird chicken
A collective for groups of people who are constantly afraid
KFC

Why did the chickens cross the road? Because nobody has heard that joke before

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs May 5, 2021


Mr Yule

Your local science teacher that will do anything in the name of science

Jerry: Hey how's Mr Yule?

Bean: The antimatter explosion yesterday was fun

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs November 29, 2021


Word

when you don't know what to add to the urban dictionary

What should I add *sees the word WORD* perfection is acheived

by The_Jamacan_Bobsled_Team#blobs May 10, 2021