custard's last stand

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents

It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.

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colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor

The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!

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the hindenburg

When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts

Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!

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cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

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couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

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spicy burrito

Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.

She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"

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injun on a bike

Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working

Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn't just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!

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