cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

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rabid zebra

Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.

Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.

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