Doggo

The force........ Standing near one makes you explode. doggos have all the power, and a takeover is coming. THEY WILL ATAAAAAAAAAC

Person 1: Hey that doggo has all the infinity-
Person 2: Oh heck
Doggo *snaps*

Cat

A liquid that always wants snacks. Toe beans uwu

My cat is fluffy

Death

The cure for living. If you are born, you have a 100% guarantee to receive YOUR death within the next 200 years.

Human: Why are you dead?
Ghost: I got my prescription for living
Human: Sooooooo death