PB

Personal Best; a new high score at anything, good or bad.

John: "Hey look, Nick just set a new PB on rejections tonight."

Matt: "Ya man, what's that his third at this bar?"

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Jessica

Jessica is the girl with the fattest ass on the planet. It bounces and shakes the earth each time. Though her ass is quite voluptuous, her tits aren’t anything to laugh. They jiggle and wiggle as she walks infatuating all.

Guy1: hey is that Jessica
Guy2: yeah I think so I just busted a nut

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