Jar Jar Binks

THE MOST POWERFUL SITH LORD OF ALL TIME, responsible for the downfall of the Jedi, plunged the whole galaxy into darkness, got on Qui gon jinn's good side so that he could ruin everything, disappeared during the clone wars after losing a lightsaber duel to gonk droid

*the duel*

gonk droid: GONK?
jar jar: meesa darth jar jar and meesa will kill yousa and rule this galaxy
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: yousa will try

1 year later

gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: no yousa getting weak
gonk droid: *corscrew flips over jar jar and stabs him through the chest*
jar jar: what are yousa doing why are youse behind mees... *dies*
gonk droid: GONK!
jar jar: i hate you *burns*

anyone: Jar Jar Binks is the best sith lord ever
someone else: no he is
jar jar}: kills him

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