barry the rapist

THE most dangerous man you will ever meet. If you do have the most unlucky life in the world and you happen to meet him the first thing you will notice about him is eyes. Those killer eyes. They LITERALLY kill. You shall look into them and die. Run now. Just run.

Dude 1: OH MY GOD!
Dude 2: What bro?
Dude 1: IT'S BARRY THE RAPIST! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!
Dude 2: Why not?? What's so bad abou......

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happy bappy boo

The term used to describe one's feelings whilst one is under the effects of some kind of drug, probably cocaine or heroine.

Dude 1: So how are you :)
Dude 2: Happy Bappy Boo! 😜
Dude 1: I'm just gonna walk away slowly……

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slaggy sloth

Always a slut. Probably wears too much make-up. Definitely wears tops that droop so low at the front they're a potential trip hazard. These people are not too be asked out. Even if they are hot. It is a certainty they will dump you within the next week or so, but depending on the amount of slagginess possibly the next 24 hours.

Dude 1: Hey dude taylor dumped me
Dude 2: What a shame but at least you asked out that new gal
Dude 1: That was taylor
Dude 2:What a slaggy sloth....

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