When you look like Roger Ebert and are very judgmental. For example "tsk, tsk--"
Why are you calling me out for this??; you are being very Ebert!!
A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.
Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!
A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.
John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!