redneck breakfast

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids

Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.

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grandmofo

That, yellow-toothed, haggard, ole bitch with the cane and the bad arthritis who used to threaten to kick your ass when your parents were away, but could never lift her decrepit ass out of the chair to do so.

She said she was gonna hog-tie me and beat my ass with a shovel for turning from "The Golden Girls", but she can't do shit without her stick! Weak ass mofo!

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K-Fed

The PRIME example of a man living off of his famous, hugely monied wife in order to acheieve even the tiniest status in his life.

K-Fed did George Bush and O.J. a favor, actually. He's become the new national punchline.

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