Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.

That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.