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Kim Kardashian

A talent-less creature that resides in the depths of Beverly hills. The Kim Kardashian is an intriguing creature as it's body is made out of 85% plastic, although this is physically impossible scientists are still baffled on how this creatures exists.

The Kim Kardashian is extremely famous due to it's extremely high sexual potency which leads to it creating very bad sex tapes. The Kardashian is known to breed in a concerning rate as it gives birth to two young per marriage than divorces annually.

The Kim Kardashian is mentally controlled by the Queen Kardashian known as a 'Kris Jenner" or Scientifically named "The Utalenteuos Whoreous" Thankfully the Kris Jenner is no longer fertile however she has whole new litter that will soon produce a new generation of attention whore's.

Kim Kardashian: Some how it's famous and it's very prone to attention seeking

by ThelovelyDictionary December 14, 2016

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Madonna

An Old washed up whore who is as outdated as expired milk.

She continues to dress up as a tramp even though she is like 120 years old, she sings sound about her being sexually frustrated and giving bloweys through her hit songs Like 'like a prayer'

Madonna says she wants to give everyone blow jobs to who goes to her concert, bitch better take out her dentures and sweep the Cobwebs.

Madonna, A rare 1980's artifact that thinks she is 20 years old even though she is an antique that needs to be carbon dated.

by ThelovelyDictionary December 11, 2016

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