Procrastinator

To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.

The procrastinator decided to DIE... And of course procrastinate.

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Poliosis

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.

Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?

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Trickflation

When companies put the same amount of something in a larger bottle to make you think there’s more.

My coke is in a larger bottle but is the same calories must be Trickflation