ben weinstock

A guy who got rejected 4 times in the span of 2 years. Twice by Ella Brown, once by Payton Davidson, once by Emma Kania.

Also, he can’t get a single kill or win in Fortnite. He looks like a homeless John Cena.

Her: how many wins do you have in Fortnite?

Him: A big fat juicy 0, I’m Ben Weinstock.

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Him: Will you go out with me?

Her: Sorry no, your a Ben Weinstock

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Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though

Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.