Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

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