hub

Doing a certain task good. Usually comes after the word 'too.'

after winning the game ted said "I came way too hub.

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Exxiled

A. Domestic Goddess
B. MILF

Shana Hiatt

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no handles

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

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Getting Tutored

To get a vasectomy.

From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"

My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.

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pushin

Selling lots of Drugs.

You started Slangin?
-Nah fool, I'm pushin'.

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Hatshit

Someone who likes to think they're some type of vampire-gangster hybrid. Particpates in gothic activites and does nought but detract from communities.

See also: retard, dickhead.

Oh, fuck off, Hatshit. Go suck some blood or something.

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toolkit

A gathering of two to five tools. See toolshed.

A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?

B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.

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