Joe Navy

A term from the sailors in the U.S. Navy when talking about a person that just seems to LOVE the Navy with a passion. The kind of fools that stay in 20 years or more and love every facet of the navy. They take everything seriously, never put their hands in their pockets, love wearing their uniforms, and really doesn't have a rebellious bone in their body. They have been completely brainwashed by the system and don't even know it. Usually they're not the smartest people and probably couldn't make it out in the civilian world.

"Man, that guy is always walking like a robot, he's always pulling rank even though he's only an E-5, and he's always on someone's case about their 'irish pennants' or the fact that they've got their hand's in their pocket. Plus he loves the navy more than he loves his wife and kids. He's Joe Navy."

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flaky

An unreliable person. A procrastinator. A careless or lazy person. Dishonest and doesn't keep to their word. They'll tell you they're going to do one thing, and never do it. They'll tell you that they'll meet you somewhere, and show up an hour late or don't show up at all. Also spelled "flakey", or "flake" in the noun form.

She told me she would send me her pictures, but it's been 3 months and she hasn't sent me shit. She's flaky as hell.

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KaZaA

A program that slows your computer and fills it with spyware, adware, and viruses. Really it's just one big virus/adware-producing program disguised as a file-sharing program. For some reason it seems to be more well known than other better file-sharing programs.

Bob: KaZaA made me take my computer to the shop and get it cleaned out. What should I do?
Joe: Download Limewire instead.

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facesit

Or "facesitting". When the person (usually a female on a male, or female on a female), sits on her sex partners face. The person being sat on will either have their nose in their partner's pussy or their nose in their asshole, or their mouth in their partner's pussy or asshole.

She performed a facesit on him because he requested to smell her asshole.

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bag

To "bag," or "bagging". To crack jokes by insulting someone or their mother. I believe this is West Coast oriented, as I grew up in Los Angeles hearing this term, but in the military I met people from other regions of the nation who never heard this. But people from California knew what "bagging" meant. Most called it "jone-ing". See dozens, dirty dozens, jone.

Oh, you wanna bag? Yo momma so fat, she's on both sides of the family!

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padussy

The wrong way to spell budussy. Or bodussy (both pronounced the same way).

Spelled by white people from the suburbs that just heard it before and ran to urbandictionary.com with excitement to tell everyone about this new word they heard.

Because it stands for butt/booty, dick, and pussy, there has to be a "B" somewhere. Common sense will tell you that.

Originally came from the movie "How To Be a Player" in 1997.

Tyler from Wisconsin heard someone say "budussy", so he jumped on his moms computer and went to urbandictionary.com to enter in "padussy."

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black water

when you have diarrhea so bad that it feels like you are pissing out of your asshole, then you look in the toilet and it looks like the black hole.

Chuck: "Are you pissing in there man, what's taking you so long?"
Frostbite: "No dude, i got me a big helpin of black water, damn those chimichangas!"

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