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A merciless duck that knows something that you don't, sure he's helps you but that doesn't mean that you're not on his hit list.
FAI: Quack
Person 1: Aww
Person 2: KILL IT BEFORE IT EATS YOUR FAMILY!!!
If George from Peppa Pig had the origin story of Batman.
Peppa: hey batpig, wanna know how i got these scars?
Batpig: *deep voice* oink
When you're yelling someone's name in an exasperating sexual tone. The Art of Professional Hentai Scream.
Julia-chan: SENPAIII!!!!
Poor bastard Jake: Aye yo what the fuck??
Julia-chan: my apologies, i am a black belt in Umarujitsu.
The Art of Extreme Pressure Washing Nutting. A fighting style for when you nut so hard that it becomes a cum bullet.
Sheila: OH GOD HURTS SO MUCH!!!!
Gabe: Sorry, I'm a black belt at Karthijitsu.
Sheila: MOTHER FUCKER YOU SHOT A BULLET INSIDE OF ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!
Dan: hey boku, what is the weather today?
Bokura: *yells in anime* IT WILL BE RAINING, DAN-CHAN!!!!
Aka The Ultimate Banishment, say this if you want to end someone's existence online. But this only works when the target has just joined a room.
Xx_Gunking_xX: *joins lobby*
TheFatBastard420: WHALECUM!!
Xx_Gunking_xX: *Erased from Existence*
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