Bokura

Anime weather boi

Dan: hey boku, what is the weather today?
Bokura: *yells in anime* IT WILL BE RAINING, DAN-CHAN!!!!

Ennity

The Guy who supplies you with the “Good Stuff” while also having an anime pfp as if he doesn’t care about being a perverted basement dweller.
Keep him close but your PNC closer.

Chris: Hey man, you got something to keep me for a couple of hours?
Ennity: Yeah, what do you need?
Chris: Something hot and sexy but also not illegal.
Ennity: Yeah I got all kinds- wait why did you say “but not illegal”?
Chris:
Ennity:
Chris:
Ennity:
Chris: it’s a long story….

Nut Bullet

When you Nut so hard that it becomes a bullet.

Girl: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Boy: Whew, that was great babe.
Girl: MOTHERFUCKER YOU SHOT ME!!! CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!
Boy: Huh, I guess my dick shot a nut bullet.
Girl: What the fuck? J-JUST CALL THEM!!!!