Thot

Scientific Name: Thotisucadic

Pronounced: Thoty-succ-a-dick
Characteristics:

Always a female, unless a male undergoes intense hormone therapy and has his penis removed, because as we know possessing that which thots crave makes you immune to becoming one.

Characterized by breathing and a general sense of existence.

Nurse: DOCTOR! Take a look at this.
Doctor: *Looks at mother with despair gleaming from his eyes, as if the gates of limbo had opened before him* I'm...so sorry.
Mother: What's wrong Doctor?
Doctor: It's a baby girl and I'm sorry to say... she's breathing and as we all know, IF SHE BREATHS SHE's A THOT.