facebookling

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.

Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

roots

The ethnic historical significance of any event which occurs - normally this is related to phrases such as: pared, boyed, murked, failed - however, this is with respect to a

'Neo Third World' perspective on the matter at hand.

boy1: Excuse me miss, may I say you look lovely and it would be great if I could have your number.

girl1: Pass your phone, Im not sure what my number is but I’ll try.

girl2: This man is a joke, (turns and whispers to girl one) just jack this toff and leave.
girl1: I gtg soz bi
boy1: oh my, that has left me feeling down

stranger: Boyed!

boy1: Oh no they left with my phone

stranger2: Boyed again!
boy1: That was a present for passing my a levels at eton
stranger3: roots

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