The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.

Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!

The Sandbox

Inadvertent herpes while sitting on a barstool at the boardwalk in Pensacola.

While at Alvin’s Island, a hooker covered in glazed dick-resin, after she experienced the rusty pelican and while inadvertently being introduced to the salty-snowball, this old women, whom I thought was a barstool, gave me herpes on the boardwalk in Pensacola (The Sandbox).....

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Bastardbader

A gentleman, who’s face looks a scrotum, sitting at the pub talking shit and hugging every guy that walks by.

Friend 1: Do you know that asshole who gave you a hug?

Friend 2: No, just some drunk guy... Why?

Friend 1: Because, that guy is a real bastardbader!

The-Pal

A jobless suit donned douchebag, who uses his friend’s money on coke, hookers and lap dances instead of his starving child. Then after his shameless night of dick-resin covered whores, he tells said friend to fuck a razor blade dildo.

Friend 1: Hey, do you want to go on vacation?

Friend 2: I would, but the-pal stayed over last night and now I have nothing.

The Nuvolari

A wannabe classy broad that sucks ass with the unintentional swallowing of brown oysters

As if having dick resin on her chest and having a salty snowball wasn't enough, that bitch sought out The Nuvolari!

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Teddy

when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.

That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.

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