The blazer

Where u set a man’s balls on fire then taze his nipples

Person2: Bro didn’t u hear about the girl that gave me a the blazer

Person 2:It wasn’t pleasant but my balls felt great

The Scottish drink

Where u piss in ur mates beer and don’t tell him

Hahahaha Jared is about to have the Scottish drink
Lucky

Creamy pie

Where u cum in a pie, bake it and feed it to ur partner

Bro didn’t u creamy pie ur bro lastnight

Yeah he loved it

Ghost cryer

Where u light a womens hair on fire and attach there nipples to a car battery, resembling the head of ghost rider and giving them enough power to be ghost rider

Dam bro did you see what ur mum did last night?
Oh yeah u pulled a ghost cryer on her?

The portal gun

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border

Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol

The surprise

Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them

Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York