Coffee and Nudes

Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.

Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦

Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.

Goosed Out

Goosed Out is the the state of being fucked up on alcohol and drugs beyond any point of return.

To achieve the level of "Goosed" you must be so fucked up that your body throws itself into a nerve system contagion which causes goose bumps to form on the surface of your skin. Hence the term's name.

"Jesus Devon, I was so fucking Goosed out last night, the next day my friends showed me video footage of me running around in cemetery completely naked screaming "WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME LIFE!" Nigga I was Goosed"

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