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Yorkshire Tea

The most powerful beverage in existence.
Coffee does not even compare.

(Year 2069)
Friend: “Yo how the fuck is the queen still alive bro?”
Me: “Why do you think she drinks so much Yorkshire Tea? That’s right.”