boner lean

The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.

Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?

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