Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!
Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.
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The act of taking something that is working perfectly normal and replacing it with something that doesn't.
Coca Cola sure pulled a TecSys when they introduced new Coke!
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A driver, usually from the state of Michigan, who drives in the left lane, refusing to move over.
That damn Michigander should move over into the right lane!
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Little man syndrome - Something small people possess. Mad at the world because of their short height.
My boss has a bad case of LMS!
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To take a dump. (In honor of Art Modell, who screwed the people of Cleveland by moving the Browns to Baltimore.)
My dawg took a Modell in the neighbor's yard.
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The act of taking one for the team. Doing a skank in order to get something she has access to.
Tim was skank wrangling to get tickets to the Browns game.
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